Someone turn it off, it’s giving me an eyegraine. 
*looks down at the little angry hobbit holding a tiny knife*
…
*blink*
pffffffffhahahahAHAHA!! HA HA!
Whatever you say, mighty warrior.
Oh, it is okay. It does that sometimes. /can’t be tamed
Hah hah! Halfwit halfling!
Well, I showed him. Where is he now anyways? OH YEAH! He’s locked in a cell in the middle of MORDOR! That’s where. 
*happy eye*
(Source: thingsthatmakemesmilee)
What?! No. Get out. The Ring is mine to get and to hold. What kind of love is this, if you don’t want me to have nice things? I think I deserve nice things, don’t I? I DO.
(Source: yes-butnolotr)
HAH! Yes!!!! Yes, this is correct.
(Source: feistypwp)
*eyeroll* Shelob is a female. How can I trust some witless anon who can’t even properly identify the gender of a great massive arachnid? You clearly do not possess my Ring. *sigh*
There is a group riding to Mordor in an attempt to retrieve the halfling. It is possible that one in this group possesses my Ring. Find it.
My Ring!! … Guh huh huuuh huuuuuuuh.
FROLO—or whatever your name is—!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY RING!?!?!?!??!?!?!
WHERE?!?!?!?
IS?!?!??!
IT?!?!?!?
I just want my Ring back, okay? *getting teary*
Yes, of course, but what asset could you give to me, Anon? I don’t look kindly upon dead weight.
…
“Mean While at Mondor the dark lord was planing to kidnap the *Frodo but not Legolas.”
That’s great. What do you want? Applause? *bored eye roll*
